Chris: Now, I am a grown man wearing a Hogwarts t-shirt. Remind me, sex, that’s that thing where you’re naked except for your socks and there’s a lot of apologizing, right? Is that how that works?
Craig: No, that’s drinking!
I GET TO SEE THE NERDIST PODCAST LIVE WITH CHRIS HARDWICK ON FRIDAY AND I AM SO EXCITED I MIGHT PEE A LITTLE!!!